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Anon solves a mystery (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 116 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm on the fence if the reply is ruining the joke, as OP clearly wrote the last sentence as the punchline

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

I've watched enough catfish, OP might be in hard denial.

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Roommate is a woman

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why would a woman be looking for guys on grindr

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know about the penis that turned the lesbian straight? Same thing but for women pussy.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Blanche, I can change him!

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are a surprising number of cis women on Grindr. The ones that aren't bots I've seen are usually looking for either a third for a MMF threesome, a trans guy/gal, or really want a bi partner.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

what if they just want to give a nsa blowjob through a glory hole?

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

That's why it's a mystery

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

To try and "convert" a gay guy

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

maybe the grindr guy anon is talking about uses some other dating app and anons roomate uses that same dating app

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's assume OOP is an openly gay dude. That's why he has a profile pic on grindr (implied). The dude who's hounding him doesn't.

Suppose OP is roommates with a woman.

Suppose that woman is in a relationship with a guy who's bi/curious/closeted and is hounding OOP because he's seen him while visiting her.

That would make sense.

But I think it's just a punchline

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoa. Can we go deeper?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's usually the opposite of what they say.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No no please. Continue.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Also something I hear very rarely.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 month ago

I see at least 3 people that are 100-200 feet away, meaning they are in adjacent apartments.

If I saw one that was 1-2 feet away, I'd have to ask which of the two people I live with are on Grindr.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, they are both on grindr