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Anon has reached enlightened cope. (discuss.online)
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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Well, anon has re-discovered the Buddha's advice on dealing with lust. I don't have the text handy, but basically, somebody asks the Buddha about dealing with lust, and the Buddha advises that you strip away your preconceived notions about sex and look at it neutrally. Consider that this same body undertakes all the boring and tedious things that bodies do, that the body will age and decay, that the grave beckons. The way he puts it is better than I do, ofc, but that's the gist, and Anon's converged on it. Not saying that it's good or bad, but hopefully it helps Anon feel better and be a better person.

[–] OmegaCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Anon is ready to leave the samsara.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 109 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Sixes

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Sex with another person was in some ways disappointing when compared to masturbation and porn. I value emotional intimacy and you can't get that by masturbating, but if OP is interested purely in physical pleasure then he may in fact be better off on his own. Obviously your mileage may vary - lots of other people do enjoy casual sex so I guess they must get more than I would from it.

(I'm single now but in case a future partner sees this: you're different and I definitely enjoy sex with you more than anything else.)

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, my physical pleasure is heightened by sharing it with my SO. The more I please them, the more I get into it and the better the whole experience is. If both partners are focused on maximizing the others' pleasure, it's way better than just doing it yourself.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Heeyyyy, it's me, your future partner...

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

That is ArbitraryValue not spez.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago

Cope. Also, thinking that casual sex is the standard is self defeating if pleasure is the goal. Casual sex is cool because it requires very little of the participants. Get off and get going, everyone is somewhere between satiety and scratched itch in terms of payoff.

Long term partnered sex is like an ongoing conversation about pleasure and likes and dislikes and leads to way more fulfilling encounters. It can also just scratch the itch but has more upstream pleasure potential ime.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stop whacking off for five minutes and see if your views change.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the true benefit of No Nut November

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean it is a kink so annoying that it will put you off porn for a while because of how often it is mentioned around that time of year?

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah totally /s

Memes aside just cutting porn (or whatever else gets you off) for even a week or two teaches you a lot about yourself. You can do the same for any habit you want

Now this is the part where people come out of the woodwork to say you and a dozen puppies will die if you take a break from porn. You'll be fine, trust me.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The meme around NNN is not just quitting porn tho, people don't wack off in November and some don't even fuck their SO. Really weird behavior. If it was just about cutting porn I could understand.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Not spending with the SO is too far imo those guys are weird if it's not trolling and that's what they actually do

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 30 points 1 day ago

Another level of cope.

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, starfish position? Am I doing sex wrong?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends, are you into marine invertebrates ?

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Who isn't??!

[–] WatDabney@fedia.io 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

After many years of effortless romance and/or sex (I had the good fortune in my younger days to look like sort of a cross between Rob Lowe and Andre Agassi), I finally just burnt out on it and deliberately chose to pursue bachelorhood. I've never regretted it. (For whatever that's worth).

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I believe that bachelorhood is genuinely the best choice for some people, but most of them don’t realize it, and/or get pushed into marriage by societal expectations. Congratulations on figuring out what’s best for you, and following that path!

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

I think there's a particular brand of person I've seen a few times in real life and in media who gives off strong incel energy despite regularly having sex, and I think many of these people are the same as you describe. I think the toxicity that gives them the incel vibes are a product of "I have been conditioned to chase after sex and to measure my worth in how easily I can acquire sex, and now that I have achieved that, I feel hollow because it doesn't give me fulfillment"

I spoke to a guy friend about this and he said that his own experience of losing his virginity in his mid 20s gave him a sense of discomfort that he later recognised as a sort of gender dysphoria (as a cis man), because suddenly he was "winning" at being a man (according to how society tends to frame it), but he was less happy than before.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Regardless of what is the best path for you, making major life choices because "it is expected" or "it is the default thing to do" is not a good choice.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It really can get exhausting and repetitive, especially if one's stringing one failed attempt after another...

I second the idea of bachelorhood, can work miracles even if it's just for a year or two. A break from any and all things relationship/romance can aid with recalibration and recuperation, I think the whole idea of romance has become more of a societal pressure than anything else nowadays and it's very easy for it to become stressful.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Romance has also been skewed by media to this constant thing that's also become a bit of an expectation. In my experience those romantic moments are just that, moments. They're created from feelings and random interactions. It can be effort and planned of course but not as a non-stop fairytale style of life which seems to be increasingly desired/expected.

Media really only shows the good and intense parts, similar to the porn problem, that people end up forgetting that it's a small portion of the actual time together. Instagram lives are a good example of this. Cute times while cooking dinner happen, but not every meal, not every day. It becomes special when it's not all the time, when your partner notices something and acts on it. Otherwise it's exhausting and draining.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True. Relationships are mostly made up of mundane things, like washing socks and farting on the couch, just like single life. A lot of people seem to forget that any potential partner will be just as physiologically and psychologically human as they are. There are good days (or VERY good days if it's a good relationship) and there are bad days. And the most important thing is how you get through the bad ones.

I'm not even going to get into the fictitious idea of love presented by media, it's borderline delusional...

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

It is not even just good and bad days in terms of the romance itself, often it is just days where mundane things have to be prioritized in real life where a story would just skip over them or keep them out of the story completely.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Just go to the local glory hole.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago

Next level enlightenment.

[–] Ma10gan@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Sounds asexual tbh.