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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 317 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m in the games industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] odium@programming.dev 164 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am in the finance industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 115 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Im in the industry. This is exactly how it.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am in the industry.

You are in the industry.

We are in the industry.

This is the industry.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

We live in an industry 😔

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Coo Coo Ca Choo

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 44 points 1 year ago

I am the Industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm in the. This is exact.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm the industry. This is exactly how it works

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago

To be or not to be.

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was laid off from the games industry. Please delete your pirated copies so I can come back.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I downloaded 5,000 pirated games and then deleted them again, call your boss next Monday, they can afford to pay your salary again now.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

thank you for your service o7

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hello in the games industry. This is exactly how it works.. I'm fest

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

No you r dad joke.

[–] odium@programming.dev 108 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

The hard part is having enough storage to pirate a $60 game a million times.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Open a million free accounts on some cloud storage website

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

Dropbox, Google, Microsoft, AltaVista, Netscape Navigator...

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure the last time this happened, we got North Macedonia

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just use cloud storage indeed, they may detect that it was already stored and just store it once but give many people access.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

rclone crypt

[–] sep@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does it count as a pirated copy if it's deduped? 🤔

[–] sep@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just because the datablocks are deduplicated the filenames would be uniqe.

[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But would that mean that a symlink is also a pirated copy? 😄

[–] sep@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Probably yes. ;)

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 21 points 1 year ago

I just use btrfs duplication so it’s easy and doesn’t waste additional space. Pirates of old used caves near an X, but risk of must. I don’t use X because of musk.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Symbolic links! 59,999,999,999 of them

[–] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He said 60 million not 60 billion!

[–] amon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

meh, only $59.94 billion off

Just download a few copies of Little Samson.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you say something nice about the game to 2 friends where 1 friend pirates and the other buys, the company makes net 0 from the sales, and they tell 2 friends and so on. Then after buying company in bankruptcy, use remote exploit to delete all copies and send shares skyrocketing even more than OP.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

except most pirates would never have bought the product in the first place... so is it really a loss for the company?

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP, like my, math is flawed in that deleting the game does not actually enrich the company, in case "woosh" was necessary.

Piracy, when the alternative was no purchase, still helps the company if it has a good product. Recommendations to others, and "popularity" benefits companies. Free to play games with "pay to win" features benefit from the same general model as "popularity through piracy", where the F2P only player base justifies more fame for paying to win.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I agree, I think Adobe/MS have even said in the past that they would prefer people steal their software if the alternative means they would use a competitor instead.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you know they never would have brought it if they made the choice to pirate it?

There are games I don't want to buy and I've never pirated those. The only games I pirate are ones I want to play.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago

I ask them. And I feel the same way myself

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not true. I pirate games to see if they are good. Return policies on shit games are bad. If I like the game I’ll pay even though I have it. Perfect example is Valheim. Bought it 3 times on different platforms because I loved it so much.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What's not true? That you represent most pirates? I don't think you do, and I don't think a sample size of 1 is indicative of anything.

I would also argue that pirating games to see if they are good, just further proves that you "would never have bought the product in the first place."

Obviously there is some grey area here though, because one of us seems to be accounting for people that have ever played the game before, and the other is not. Buying sight-unseen vs pirating and THEN buying if it's good, is of course two different things, the latter of which I was not accounting for in my definition of "pirate".

[–] figjam@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

When you delete its only worth $5