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[–] aew360@lemm.ee 151 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 years ago

brooooooooo

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I heard he has controllers he doesn't even use. They're just for display.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 143 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That Wojack is brilliant.

Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago

What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 29 points 2 years ago
[–] theodewere@kbin.social 105 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you don't announce you're going all in before you see your cards, dude

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 92 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Lmao. So his logic was

my wife is too ugly to fuck

He deserves the divorce, good for her.

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[–] binbows@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn't believe in depression?

[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you've learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

25+ years of blaming your short comings on other people and any lucky break was totally a master move of skill on your part.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 82 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this grift has fallen? seems alive and kicking to me

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I still hear chuds at work talk about his “wisdom”.

[–] lledrtx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really? What line of work are you in, if you don't mind me asking.

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am in the electricity business. ⚡️⚡️

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One of my childhood friends fell for the red pill etc shuck and invariably reaped nothing but degradation. It has been frustrating, but there really is nothing like having a living example of "there but for the grace of God go I" in your life

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago

I’m guessing it wasn’t "fucking."

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] clearleaf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

That looks like 4 pixels antialiased, yet there's so much meaning in them.

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He didn't fuck around and found out

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Damn didn't think it could get worse but this is it

[–] quams69@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Relationship natural selection

[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

All. Hopefully all.

[–] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Thank goodness I didn't see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There are a lot of 40+ women on dating apps.

[–] Noedel@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Most of them wouldn't be into mysogenists though

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Absolutely. The older you get the less bullshit you're willing to put up with when looking for a partner.

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

It could have been fine if he didn't have a "change the rules because I'm losing" mentality.

[–] rabiddolphin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Andrew Taint

[–] Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.

Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier

It's almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives

[–] Mrderisant@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My wife and I are doing a semi open thing too. It works for us because we aren't into all the same things and recognize that we would be more fulfilled

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