this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"OP had sex". OP is full of shit.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 weeks ago

You know, I once met a woman that pretended to be a gay man and performed in drag shows.

That was still less fake and gay than this.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You can cause any number of divorces if you lie

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I like your attitude

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Neat thing here is anon wouldnt have to lie directly to create a divorce.

or you could be a divorce lawyer...

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be quite something.

"Hello Mr so-and-so, you're married to a paeeeedoooooooooo*"

*depending on jurisdiction, of course

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tbh, nobody would believe anon anyways

A. because 4channer

B. because man

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 weeks ago