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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 94 points 2 weeks ago
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 91 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When corporations put fecal matter in the water supply, that’s just the will of the free market and the natural order of things. When you do it, however, all of a sudden it’s “endangerment of life”. Double standard much?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The first two rules of breaking the law without consequences:

  1. Be rich
  2. Don’t be poor
[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Try taking legal actions with them and millions of people would argue how you're killing corporates and let commies take over.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Potentially taking legal action?

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d definitely be pressing for criminal charges in that situation!

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Putting something full of dangerous bacteria in the water supply isn’t just a prank. If someone put some food safe additive in there to make the water taste or smell bad it’d be less of an issue. (Still a jerk move, debatably.)

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Lemmy and recognizing when some is joking, a great "what if"

[–] JonnyRobbie@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -1 points 2 weeks ago

Someone is joking in greentext of all places and they took it seriously lol.

[–] OlPatchy2Eyes@slrpnk.net -1 points 2 weeks ago

The threadiverse's median reading level is about 5th grade

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember kids, when doing a crime, check your surroundings first

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or don't. These kinds of people should be caught. Ideally, they should be made an example of. Not just punitive justice, but frightening, deterring justice.

Exactly. People need to learn to check their surroundings first, and those that don't should be made an example of.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sus. If there was a security camera they would have checked that first.

Keep your head down anon, it is a bluff.

Also, stop putting shit in drinking water you sick fuck.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Poop has DNA from the depositor.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can your employer compel you to provide a DNA sample?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t know but this is probably a crime. So a cop can.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"What is this, wolf hair?"

1000025099

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Inconclusive inconclusive

I highly doubt they're going to pay for a DNA test...

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

May i give you a shit pebble in these trying times?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

Remember kids: you're supposed to shit on the toilet, not on the water cooler.