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[–] lowleekun@ani.social 7 points 1 day ago

fake: anon has a girlfriend gay: anon dislikes women so he pretends to 'prank' them

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: uhhhh oh no is this real

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

First time green text EVER had me laughing! Ever.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 123 points 2 days ago (23 children)

Wait, we're discussing the wrong thing entirely.

This woman took the bus for a one mile hike while she was in college? Like, in her twenties she looked at the prospect of walking for just over a kilometer and a half, a distance you can apparently cover by bike faster than by bus, and she went "nah, I need mechanical help for that".

This happened in the US, didn't it?

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 90 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Lemmy: Cars are a plague and shouldn't exist, communities need functional public transit

Also Lemmy: Someone used public transit when they could have walked? Pathetic.

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[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 160 points 2 days ago (4 children)

To be clear, this did not happen at all

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 24 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Oh, you go around telling kids about the tooth fairy, too? Get in the spirit.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

Wall-E is the future.

[–] ByGourou@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Do you take the escalator, or do you walk up the stairs ?

What a weakling you are for choosing the escalator.

Edit :

It seems that the irony got lost : most people just take the escalator for a mere 50 steps, just as most people would just take the bus if it's convenient. So all people in this thread shaming her are quite ridiculous.

As for me, I take the stairs instead of the elevator daily (5th floor) and wouldn't get on the bus because I have strong social anxiety.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I walk up the escalator.

Or, if it's so busy that you can't comfortably do that I take the stairs.

I also take the stairs instead of the elevator at home because it's only a handful of floors and man, I am already old, decaying and extremely out of shape. My knees would fuse solid otherwise.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Oooo ByGorou u got f'd uuuup!!

No, but unseriously, why shame people for being complacent? Maybe semi-seriously; like, 35% seriously, at best.

Edit: And maybe more seriously but still mostly casually uncaring, you never know what lives other people leave. Also, a campus shuttle is actually amazing if you think about it. Personally, I'd rather be able to do a nice busride to class, but I'm well aware that I can't waste valuable sleep time with that. And, risk being stinky around other people? No thanks. Also, having to deal with upkeep, storage, and security of a bike? Blegh. It would be cool though to live in a culture that both had the bikes and infrastructure, and didn't have the thievery.

Also, you gotta remember, a lot of the US is very far apart and is so imbued with car culture and infrastructure. Plus, we, like the rest of humans, just can't deal with our problems, and just had another major ~~setback~~ existential challenge.

[–] ByGourou@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

That was meant to be ironic but it got lost it seems ;-;

What I meant was that, If you see stairs next to the escalator, most people just take the escalator. Same as if a bus is going where you are going to, most just take it without thinking.

I wanted to show that shaming her for taking the bus was ridiculous, just as shaming people taking the escalator instead of the stairs was ridiculous.

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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

My university was literally all uphill from dorms with traffic and 90 degree heat. You took the fucking bus.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 36 points 2 days ago

Fwiw as far as the reasonableness of taking a bus 1 mile, that's 16 minutes at a brisk walk. Less at a very fast walk. Depending on traffic, number of stops, etc., a bus could take about 10 minutes to go the same distance, probably less. So you're definitely saving time, even if it's not a huge amount. You're also saving effort and sweat, depending on how fast you go and the weather.

When I was in uni, I would regularly walk the 1.2 km to campus. But I would catch a bus the 1.8 km (remembering that a mile is 1.6) to the shops. Because it's a hot unshaded route with a significant uphill. Plus I had to carry the shopping. Whereas the walk to uni was flat, shady, and I rarely had to carry more than just a laptop. And also there literally wasn't a bus that could take me.

So yeah, depending on how all the specifics fit together, I don't see anything wrong with taking a bus 1.6 km.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 42 points 2 days ago (6 children)

In the Netherlands, students get free public transport. If there's a bus coming that you can use for free, why not?

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm sure the physically disabled students at that college appreciate you letting them know that you think one mile is too short for a bus ride

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 53 points 2 days ago (19 children)

1 mile

take the bus

This is a complete fiction, right?

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

I don't know why everyone's going on about weather. 1 mile is a 20 minute walk. A bus can do it in 5. That's huge time savings regardless of the weather.

I actually did this at my US college.

I could take the bus which went 1 mile in 5 min which stopped outside my student apt complex.

Or I could walk for 45min along sidewalks around a couple city blocks and effectively walk like 4 miles to go one mile because there was no direct walking path through the residential neighborhood between my apartment and my college.

I wish I was lying

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You think people take the bus in America?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Well they certainly don't walk

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not really. I used to take a bus every day to get to the metro station for a distance of only 1.5 km (0.93 mi). But to be fair it's because I was always on a tight schedule.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When I was 330 lbs. (150kg) it would take me 30 minutes to walk a mile, and I would be post-exercise dumb for at least 30 more. You don't want to the post-exercise dumb for class (taking or teaching).

Now (225 lbs. [~102kg]), it would still take me about 15 minutes to walk it, tho at that pace my HR wouldn't significantly increase, and I might decide to take the bus instead, if there's any sort of weather.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

For everyone, I'd like to point out that the bones on this man were the same size, carrying 150kg vs carrying 100kg. They would continue to be the same size at 70 or 60kg.

Imagine, the next time you wonder how fat people have poor health outcomes: the same 10 square centimeters of bone in the legs could be carrying 40, 50, or a full 100 kg of weight. Or worse, the cross section of cartilage between the bones. Or worse. More weight than that.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm still obese. I almost got down to overweight, I was within 3kg, but... I've had/been some setbacks. By height + BMI, I should be targeting 165lbs. / 75kg, but I'm still finding it impossible to stick to a diet that provides a calorie deficit. (I have in the past, but don't seem to now.)

My physical health is better by basically any metric. I encourage anyone that is overweight to lose it.

[–] localhost443@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It can be a bit like climbing a mountain, sometimes you gotta stay at a certain height for a while to let your body acclimatise and get used to your new lifestyle.

Without a strict exercise routine it can get harder/slower the closer you get to that goal. I'd say don't beat yourself up, make maintenance the goal for a bit while making little changes until you're ready to push on.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, one of the setbacks is that I have to spend more time at home with my disabled family member, so I couldn't make it to the gym as frequently.

I have gotten stuck at some "plateaus" before, and this ~100kg is one I've been at before. It took me nearly 3 months of discipline to break through it last time. I have to quit cheating as often, and not give up again.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

That's great that you did lose weight, glad you feel better even if you haven't met your goal yet

Good job

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[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

???? Free college buses around campus in the winter time is dope what's the problem

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 23 points 2 days ago

If it's a campus bus it's almost certainly free, and probably timed to class schedules. If you only have 10m or so between classes it makes sense.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago

Colleges love to flex their local bus service. Especially if it’s a big campus in the north.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Free bus and constant buses arriving? Why not.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Eh, 1 mile is pretty far when carrying a heavy backpack. If it's free, I'd take the bus.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Pfft. When I was young, I had to walk to TWO schools while carrying TWO heavy backpacks. The bus wasn't free because buses were still feral vehicles that tried to kill us on our way to school.

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[–] Katzenmann@feddit.org 25 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Why? Do you live in america or something where bus infrastructure is bad?

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[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

Does it feel better if you say it's a shuttle instead?

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 days ago (21 children)

I war of the worlds’d my partner once. It’s the sort of thing you do once, realize just how fucked up your actions were, and learn never to do it again, or a yearly tradition if you’re with precisely the right person.

Created like 2 years of emotional dependence from that. Really stagnated our personal evolutions. Truly a terrible joke. I regret it weekly.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What did you do exactly, if you don’t mind us asking?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (4 children)

NO

It’s replicable and I know one of you will consider trying it despite the flashing warning signs. I’d rather not instigate others into betraying the trust of those closest to them. When I said that I regret it weekly, I was entirely sincere.

You're no fun.

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