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Ukrainian advance, low on grenades, resorts to Beehives - RFU News (www.youtube.com)

submitted 11 months ago by Katana314@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 36 points 11 months ago

"They threw two whole hives into the basement, and the results were immediate."

Lol

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 31 points 11 months ago

Bringing a whole new meaning to a sting operation.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I would like to thank my wife, The Lord Almighty, and that Looney Tunes episode for being the reasons I'm still here today"

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

This is why I hate English.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ok, so where's the meme with the two guys and the shark putting a hat on bees?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

Post this question to NCD and your desire shall be granted

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 3 points 11 months ago

I'm no Flork but I think I captured the spirit of it

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

OMFG they threw bee boxes into their bunker?! LOL

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

Is that like

Biological warfare?

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Send n̶u̶d̶e̶s̶ Nades

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol! I hope their mom's get free meat grinders! Lol

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I hope their moms got free beekeeper suits!