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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 36 points 1 year ago

"They threw two whole hives into the basement, and the results were immediate."

Lol

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago

Bringing a whole new meaning to a sting operation.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I would like to thank my wife, The Lord Almighty, and that Looney Tunes episode for being the reasons I'm still here today"

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

This is why I hate English.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok, so where's the meme with the two guys and the shark putting a hat on bees?

Post this question to NCD and your desire shall be granted

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 3 points 11 months ago

I'm no Flork but I think I captured the spirit of it

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OMFG they threw bee boxes into their bunker?! LOL

Is that like

Biological warfare?

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Send n̶u̶d̶e̶s̶ Nades

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol! I hope their mom's get free meat grinders! Lol

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I hope their moms got free beekeeper suits!