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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 93 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Remember:

"4chan is where actually intelligent people pretend to be stupid morons, and Reddit is where actually stupid morons pretend to be intelligent."

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 143 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The only people that believe that crap are 4channers dumb enough to believe that being an amoral asshole makes you smart. The reddit thing is true though.

[–] snek@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

For a while I was living in a student dorm in a student area. I was taking a walk when I saw one of those:

A piece of white A4 paper glued to a road sign. The piece of paper says "Islam was right about women" in big black text

Not that particular piece of paper but one with the same text. Took me 2 minutes of googling to trace it back to /pol/.

I'm an atheist and ex Muslim, Islam ruined a large portion of my life... but I took that paper down anyway. Random person had the right to hang it on the street and I had the right to crumble and recycle it.

The statement itself wasn't the triggering part... The triggering part was 4chaners think they are smart or making some kind of "point" with a quipy and short sentence... hanging out behind a screen trying to affect the real world outside even though they often claim not to be social or get any sun at all. At least that sad 4channer got to take a walk to hang this up. It was confusing more than offensive, had to read it a few times to even get it lololol

Eh, it's illegal to post such things in many areas, so best case, you're helping enforce the law, and worst case, you're cleaning up the neighborhood.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

4chan, like much of The Internet, is proof that what is lacking in society now is the ability for anyone to have the shit beaten out of them for saying absolute stupid, mean or destructive things.

People are being assholes online because in the real world they are sorely needing to have their ass handed to them for the stupid shit they say.

This is how the world worked for hundreds of years.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 2 years ago

I curse the day the internet invented phrenology, "scientific" racism, and nationalism.

[–] snek@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I disagree that violence would improve this in any way, but I agree that those with shitty views don't dare share their face because their views are hateful racist vomit.

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

It's that no one has an actual discourse in person. That would include shame and maybe some punches to she face. The internet is now the 3rd place and it's built to extract money and be addictive.

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[–] gullible@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shut up and let me quote crime statistics at you.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Just the n-word over and over again

-An intellectual on 4-chan

[–] roscoe@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

Shit. You just made me realize that since I left reddit I haven't seen a single "despite..." comment. Thinking about how much casual bigotry like that I'm avoiding every day puts a smile on my face.

[–] TheEntity@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe a few decades ago. Right now 4chan is an actual cesspool, not a fake one anymore.

[–] Baines@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it’s been a cesspool since 2003

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[–] SchizoDenji@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

When has 4chan been not a cesspool? Its just that once a decade they decide to weaponise their autism and do something massive.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Damn double whammy I feel personally attacked

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[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whether or not the perspective given here is valid, it's inarguably really low-empathy

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

yeah this dude is kinda exemplifying 4chan

[–] ADonkeyBrainedFog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"You don't have it any better. You don't have it any worse. We are each our own irreplaceable, human soul with our own understanding of what it means to suffer. And that's a huuuuuuuuuuge bummerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Not everyday you see some AJJs lyrics.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] three@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Like a glizzy but more gay

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it just me or is slang sounding more and more like random words pulled out of a Dr. Seuss book?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You sound like a total plorkle with that logic.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, thank you. But now I have a new question...

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

What would normal people be but normal?

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