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js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and php (lemmy.ml)
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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lawful good: absolutely nothing

Neutral good: Pascal

Chaotic neutral: Python

Chaotic Evil: Brainfuck

[–] SparroHawc@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Chaotic neutral: Python

This. I will never support a language that uses tokenized whitespace as 'Good' aligned.

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Malbgolge is an esoteric lang like brainfuck, but much much harder to use

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Brainfuck is nice

++++++++++[>+>+++>+++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>>----.>++++++++++++++.-----------------.++++++++.+++++.--------.+++++++++++++++.------------------.++++++++.<<++.>>--.++++++++++.<<.>>-----.-----.------.++.

But for creating traumas

[–] NicolaHaskell@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  • Lawful Good: haskell, scala, rust, go, erlang
  • True Neutral: C
  • Chaotic Good: +tex, +(the meta language we're using to express this kookiness)
[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I feel like batch should be in the evil alignment section. My experience with batch files is that .bat may as well be written .forkbomb

[–] DieserTypMatthias@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Move C++ to chaotic evil and replace it with Rust.

[–] Una@europe.pub 2 points 1 week ago

JavaScript is basicaly Java but nas some scripts in it