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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Your detransition is very valid nyah

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

subbed a long time ago on a cable deal. play a few movies to death on rotation. no thanks. i could rent what i wanted to see for less

[–] CentauriBeau@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How long until it goes back to just being HBO?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it will be HBO MAX +, or hbo max pro+ next.

[–] CentauriBeau@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

“HBO Go Max Now +” as it’s final shriek into the void before finally just returning to “HBO” 🤣

[–] radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I don’t think anybody referred to it as Max anyway. Such a generic lame name.

Example of products that could be named Max:

  • power tools
  • protein supplements
  • engine oil
  • gas chambers
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[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

I was wondering why the HBO Dwight Schrute meme was making the rounds again. I swear this is the corporate equivalent of changing your pronouns every month.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

I didn't know they renamed it

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

I'll never remember this new one

[–] SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What bad PR did they do to cause a need for another stupid name change? Lol Max didn't have that HBO in it so people stopped thinking it was premium? I coulda fucking told you that.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate that their SEOs are good enough to get away with plain old max as a search term. It makes me irrationally angry when big corpos make these stupid decisions and get away with it, but only regret it when it immediately hurts their bottom line.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No way it's good SEO, it's 100% the search engines hard coding responses into their systems or something like that

The instantaneous speed and level of raw aggression some search terms have scream of meddling

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not meddling. Paid promotion. Google sells advantage. Has for years and years.

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I'm all for letting people self-identify, but cmon and make up your mind already

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

What a ride

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

This is bullshit.

I demand HBO Maxine.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Somehow HBO Max returned

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To be fair, the name "X" was already taken and Max Diddy doesn't roll off the tongue.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

somehow

I mean, it's pretty straightforward...

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

HBO go max or go home now.

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

HBO Maxxi would be so much better.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Soon to be hbo super max premium plus

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