this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 100 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't worry too much. She's just a cartoon, she says those things to everyone who watches that anime

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 11 months ago
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 48 points 11 months ago

She's trying to trick you into loving yourself as much as she does! Don't fall for it!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

She's def up to something. When my wife of 12 years starts being extra nice I'm wondering wtf she's up to.

Some of you are oblivious to sarcasm by the way

[–] Mannimarco@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

People can't read your intented tone, without clarification there is no way to know if you're serious or not How people don't understand that is beyond me

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She wants another gun/tool/classic car/Video Game Console to add to the collection. Thats the catch!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I tell you, it's always something with her. Guess I'll go get a new gaming PC to keep her happy...

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 30 points 11 months ago

that poor lady is trying to groom this guy into viability and he's posting on 4chan.

and they wonder why birth rates are declining.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago

Anons hand learned a lot of new words since I last posted a slowpoke combo

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

wait a minute... Eva Braun didn't have a master's degree

[–] delitomatoes@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Eva Braun did have a masters degree from the era she time travelled from. But there are no records of it in the 20th century

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's called the Law of Attraction, anon. She's too scared to break up with you because she thinks you'll kill yourself but she also doesn't want to be dating a loser

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

Uh... you okay buddy?