Jokes on you. How do you know not every bread has been fucked before you ate it? Checkmate, atheists.
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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Just check your bakers OnlyBrans profile
Extra protein
*Fleshli-
You know what who cares
Do not fuck raw eggs or yeast, please.
"Dropped raw chicken breast on penis and now it’s burning, please help"
Making it protein rich.
Yes, please pasteurize it first.
no
They also make banana cream baked goods
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>making flatbread for a party
>dough is runny and moist
>imagine I’m baking a giant wad of cum
>imagine stomachs bursting with my delicious seed
>they beg for more
>but I wont give it to them because I have a 24 hour refractory period
due to sourdough starter regeneration time
Anyway, family reunion thread? Fake: anon knows how to actually make banana bread
Gay: anon imagines a guy's ass
Calm down, Roko.
Bread is natural?
There's a Viz comic about that...
Fru T. Bunn – a "Master Baker" who makes his own sex dolls out of gingerbread and then attempts to have sex with them. Often he actually succeeds, only to be discovered in the last frame by his wife and daughter (Little Chelsea – ref to the Chelsea Bun)!!