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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32637966

It's just gay porn now

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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 75 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think gay porn has a better plot. At least everyone involved gets a happy ending.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

also infinitely more likeable characters

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bibi and Don Don were just missing Vlad in their splooge fest

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

He’s watching the camera feed from another room.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can war criminals nominate people for peace prizes?

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

War criminals can be awarded the Nobel peace prize.

e.g. Henry Kissinger.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

I can flip a coin to decide if any Nobel peace prize winner is an arse, and be correct more than not

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes. A surprising number of people can nominate people for the noble peace prize. This isn't like the Oscar, where a nomination is already an achievement.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Honestly, looking at some of the movies that WON Oscars, a nomination just means a studio is backing them.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Netanyahu knows exactly what flatters that orange moron.

Also nominations doesn't mean anything, basically anyone can be nominated, it doesn't mean that they are being seriously considered. This is all a show by Netanyahu aimed at keeping Trump close.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

Trump is such a sucker.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 10 points 2 months ago

Textbook example is quid pro quo.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TediousTasks@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

Rich, sociopathic cunts.

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

That price was never particularly relevant, considering the past nominees and winners.

[–] toppy@lemy.lol 7 points 2 months ago

Noble peace prize has lost it's charm long back. I feel it should be discontinued. Barack Obama got noble peace prize and then went on to bomb countries. There are so many people in this world who have done good deeds but are not recognised.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

this is an insult to even the absolute worst gay porn.

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

But if it goes to Trump, it can't also go to Daniella Weiss.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Three buttplug-shaped men walk into a room stroking each other

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

That's an insult to butt plugs. At least I can enjoy those.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I call for a vote of no confidence in chancellor Valorum.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Even better yet he should be joint recipient with Netanyahu and Putin

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Give it to joe biden instead lol

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

This isn't a surprise if I heard about it weeks ago.