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Donald Trump has praised the president of Liberia for speaking “such good English,” seemingly unaware that Liberia’s official language is, in fact, English.

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[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 14 points 5 days ago

I would like to Return the compliment, but I can‘t.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

A lot of slightly smarter Americans wouldn't have taken the risk of such a remark, despite remaining oblivious to the mere existence of Liberia.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

It's going to be a long 50 years. You think it's fun now, just imagine when Junior is on the throne.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 6 days ago (3 children)

this is not trump being oblivious, this is trump being blatantly racist

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago
[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

He's lived in a bubble his entire life. for 60 years he lived in an aristocrat's bubble. and since he was in his mid to late 60s, he's lived in one where he's treated like a living god. He was raised by affluent , arrogant, racist and supremacist bastards, and that will never leave him.

remember a few weeks ago , if that. he had a fruedian slip and dropped an antisemetic remark when he was trying to talk about scammers or something?

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

He's (probably accidentally) correct in this case, Joseph Boakai's first language is Kissi

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They're "so well spoken". That's what makes them "one of the good ones".

If this turdsack actually makes it to Thanksgiving he's gonna go full racist while pardoning the turkey.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 6 days ago

It's a farmed turkey, it's mostly white meat.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was really hoping for him to be talking with someone in the UK or something

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Depending on the region, that might have validated him... /s

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I despise Trump more than most but this article is silly. Only about half of Liberians speak English, and less than 2% speak it as their first language. It's the official language because there are 31 different languages spoken in the country and they need something to be lingua franca so why not make it English for added international appeal. India is similar

[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The official language of Liberia is English because the country was founded by former slaves and free black people from the USA.

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Sure but that ethnic group is only a tiny minority there now and their president isn't one of them

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Now you make me question whether it's a future deportation destination...

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

Also why the flag is almost the same I guess?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Presumably the leader of a country would be able to speak its official language, like how so many Canadian PMs speak both French and English

And even then, a better person wouldn't inject narcissism into their stupidity

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That's what an educated person sounds like Donald.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I want him to say that to Starmer

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

"Thank you Mister President."

"Yunno, your king speaks good English too, I see a lot of people here speaking good English."

"Again, thank you Mister President."

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

It's such a trump thing to do

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Probably negotiating the minting more DJT Caesar commemorative proofs. Act now and you can get a SECOND DJT CAESAR commemorative proof free. ~(additional shipping and handling charges will apply).~

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Probably speaks better than him tbh. How long until he tries to rename English to American?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago
[–] AngryPancake@sh.itjust.works 98 points 1 week ago

Well, no one could say that to him

[–] harbard@fedia.io 71 points 1 week ago (13 children)

See? This is that shit i was talking about when he first ran when i was still in high school. Dude is so fucking oblivious.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’m sorry you’re growing up with this nonsense.

[–] harbard@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

me too; but at least you know it’s not you’re fault — for whatever that’s worth.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

At my high school, if you were a senior with a job (and it wouldn't affect your graduation) you could take a "work program" class which was supposed to be about personal finance and career goals. But the teacher sucked and every Friday, we'd watch a show tangentially related to jobs. That show? The Apprentice.

She thought Trump was a good businessman and we could learn some lessons. We were also assigned Art Of The Deal. She was not thrilled that we weren't into it.

And let me tell you, anyone who watches that show and reads his book then still walks away thinking Trump is anything but a bumbling idiot is a goddamn fool.

I've hated this dude for 20 years.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They read a lot of books in Libraryia. Many such books. Everybody says so.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Yuuuuuge books, the biggest books anyone has ever seen

Inb4 it's a dictionary

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

"So many books. I can't believe how many books they had. There were books everywhere in this building."

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 40 points 1 week ago

If that wasn't cringe enough, here's what the article concludes with:

“I could do this all day,” Trump mused as the leaders took it in turns to flatter him.

[–] PlasticLove@lemmy.today 32 points 1 week ago

I genuinely thought it meant Trump was speaking up his own good English.

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