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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

The word patriot has lost all meaning. It is a word used to excuse the scum of this country from the most heinous of acts. This moron somehow spun Epstein into a patriot as if he was doing some grand operation to get "dirt on US adversaries" . "Who else gets this prison deal?" Every fucking criminal billionaire including Trump! They all deserve the chair along with anyone that believes their bullshit.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Time to Luigi this guy

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

For fuck’s sake.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

We have always been at peace with Eurasia

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If this narrative actually catches on with the right... Ugh I don't even know.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if the Epstein files are incredibly damaging to Trump so they say they don't exist so that when the democrats release them they can say that they are fake?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That assumes the Democrats will ever be in power again.

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where the goal posts went? They keep moving around.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The goal posts killed themselves precisely because there never were any goal posts.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Pedophile Nation, which almost singlehandedly ruined Avatar: The Last Airbender.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago
[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"Maybe he did kill himself, after all"

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Next on "The Daily Cope"

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

American suicide bombers and guerilla militias...

It's only a matter of time. It's already happening.. but they call them lone wolf and mentally ill... But it will probably grow... Then they will be called a terrorist group just like every other group that fought for humanity.

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