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Pattern Recognition (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works to c/4chan@lemmy.world
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[–] ZiemekZ@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Is this the bro job one? Choo choo, bro joooob. I'm not gay, I just like cock.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

BRO JOB BRO JOB

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Bring bro jobs back!

[–] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Straight guy.

Then a bunch of awesome gay shit!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

>not straight events

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is this the "Don't be such a silly little boy" green text?

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck, I might be terminally online.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I guessed this and I've only seen it posted once, years ago.

My short-term memory is ass but random posts on the internet, straight to the vault.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

do you have a photographic memory for everything or just homoerotic 4chan threads?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Near-photographic for most things actually.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

straight boy

. .

suck my friends cock

. .

Am I gay anons?

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Is your friend a girl?

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Only if you clearly stat no homo while still able to speak clearly. Doesn't work in post, needs to be clearly established ahead of time.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago

Not if your dicks didn't "accidentally" touch.

[–] dysprosium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone explain ;( 😢

[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a greentext. A narration on 4chan of the poster in a certain style.

Opening announces that the poster is/was a straight boy.

It is strongly suggested that in the redacted part, the poster discovers that she is neither straight nor a boy.

[–] dysprosium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Do 4chan posts always take a 180 degrees turn?