Amazon has a pretty expansive return policy, just send them back (assuming this is real, which it is not).
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I dont think they will accept his gf as a return though
Why would he return the Bee plates? They are perfect for his special needs.
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She's just pissed about the microplastics.
anon should get sucked off for getting those awesome fucking plates