this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 9 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Amazon has a pretty expansive return policy, just send them back (assuming this is real, which it is not).

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

I dont think they will accept his gf as a return though

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Why would he return the Bee plates? They are perfect for his special needs.

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She's just pissed about the microplastics.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

anon should get sucked off for getting those awesome fucking plates

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