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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

OP what the hell is wrong with you

That's never a question you have to ask of a 4channer.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

No this time it makes sense, why didn't OP use meme arrows

[–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seriously. This is the kind of thing that made 4chan great.

"If you can't say 'fuck,' then you can't say 'fuck the government.'" - Lenny Bruce

"If you can't say 'Keep punching her as hard as I can / Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood' then you can't say 'Let's go after Scientology, what a bunch of dickheads'" - old 4chan

IDK what new 4chan is even doing.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

various forms of explicitly engineered right wing political propaganda last I checked

[–] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, probably so. I am 100% serious when I say that I think 4chan getting behind Trump early on and making him the meme candidate had a huge amount to do with his eventual success.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

They used Chaos Magick

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

It is in 2010.

Fake: anon has sex

Gay: "cant even [...] straight"

Damn it has been a while

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 31 points 1 month ago

That was a long walk. 🦕

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Know how to spot the fake? No one, no one, makes themselves out to be the villain in the story. Been the bad guy a few times, not going to admit it to you fuckers.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Well, that's fake ...and gay

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eh, it only works if the lyrics are actually relevant to the story

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

everybody walk the dinosaur

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is 15 years old. It's not about "working", or making a pun.

It's about getting someone momentarily interested in a story, even vaguely invested, or just getting an engaging pace going before suddenly and violently transistioning into a recognizable non-sequiteur.

Extra points for getting a cheesy song stuck in people's heads.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah it was a meme at the time

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

its still relevant bruh. Forever gold

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

"What will you have after 500 years" type of thing to do lmao

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a legitimate question but I’m not sure I want the answer.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Clearly anon is doing the beloved dance of yore.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Open the door, get on the floor, Ridley will never be in Smash 4.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What about Hicks or Bishop?