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Anon tries to meet girls at college (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Live in the dorms and go to parties. The first week before classes start is magical for making friends.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, shroom week.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've never had such an easy time talking to girls as I did in college. That's with me being short AF, quiet, and not particularly good looking. Either something has changed since then or OP has bad vibes.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Anon is ugly, stinks, or has a terrible personality; or a mix/combination of those.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He had one dread, and fungus. Worked on people's toilets with plungers.

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[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Bruh it could've been me honestly, so sorry I tend to think when strangers speak to me I'm about to get scammed into something 😭

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