Only a matter of time before megacorps put ads and a subscription service on bird calls, now. 😫
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In before EU genocides all starlings because you can't put backdoors in them to scan for CSAM.
Well, technically it has a built in backdoor...
More of a front and back door, if my understanding of a cloaca is correct
Last time I checked, cloaca was just the back. It is the everything door, though.
Imagine the possibilities for piracy and secure messaging (provided that the birds don't snitch on you).
If you take control of enough birdhouses you can launch DDoS attacks.
2MB/s / 16Mbps is enough for 4K HEVC video and audio. In theory you could encode a full movie with enough starlings.
And they say physical media is dead!
The average lifespan of a starling is usually between two and five years.
This just gave me an idea for a new movie rental service. You'll never own anything. If we can get homing pigeons to learn movies, we could cut delivery costs
They tried to make this a thing once :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flexplay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD-D
If Disney did this, they'd probably just poison the birds so they die faster.
A million monkeys on typewriters is old news. Now we're gonna teach a million starlings to play back the entire bee movie.
Reducing Benn Jordan down to just “enthusiast” is wild.
Musician/Wizard/Activist
We're finally getting tweets back
Hear me out! Bird factor authentication!
Please honk your seagull to unlock your ed25519-sk ssh key
This is a whole new twist over RFC 1149: IP over Avian Carriers
Some people will use anything but cloud storage
But. I mean. The data COULD reach the clouds I mean... Bird....
Well of course NSA's spy device can store information. We've known this for decades
good to see there are new developments in the IP Over Avian Carrier space
Data on a bird ? This will convince people about birds being drones more now.
Not to be a wet blanket, but every time this comes up I get annoyed by some factual inaccuracies in the articles about this. It is not digital! He drew an image on a computer, but converted it to an analogue spectrogram to store on the bird. That's neat as hell, but it's not digital. The image that he got back was slightly corrupted.
Now I would be fascinated to see a follow-up seeing if you can actually modulate a digital signal and have is survive a round trip through the bird bit-for-bit accurate. I suspect in reality it would be much lower data rate, but definitely not nothing!
Birds are the OG text device. Tie a little note and send them on their way.
One famous example is Cher Ami, a pigeon who delivered a message that saved a group of surrounded American soldiers during WW1.
Edit: WW1 and WW3 /s
Birds are totally organic organisms. Rightttttt. BIRDS ARENT REAL!!!!
Inb4 Doom can now run on birds.
Latency tho....