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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 160 points 4 weeks ago (14 children)

This is such a tricky subject.
You could go with a more strict gun regulations. Coupled with more help for vulnerable people. And free mental healthcare.
Or.
MUTHERFUDGING DRONES, bitches.

It's such a tricky subject. So tricky.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 56 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

This isn't tik tok you can say Motherfucking.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 46 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

In fact I'd prefer if people just used the actual cuss words. Self-censoring is such a bullshit. Social media is a plague on our species.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I need more things to have a block censorship option. Like streaming music services often have a ‘block explicit’ option. I want a ‘block censored’ option.

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 112 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 87 points 4 weeks ago

America will do literally anything to ignore gun control and mental health.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 60 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

These things are going to get hacked and start shooting kids. Wtf are these idiots thinking.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably "this is a completely untapped market for our killbots!"

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 56 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

The measurement unit is what got me

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

next year

armed drone hacked by deranged lunatic kills 50 kids and 10 teachers

[–] bier@feddit.nl 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Or, armed drone kills kid holding a banana as a gun

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Child Holding Gun Shaped Object Struck By Bullets Fired From Police Drone

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Idk fired is still too much culpability, how about 'Struck by bullets in incident involving police drone'

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[–] florge@feddit.uk 48 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

"It's a bit like that movie The Matrix, where the agent can jump into the nearest person and immediately be good to go. We're a little bit like that—but we're the good guys,"

At last, zero self awareness, wow.

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[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 48 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Article says there's a pepper ball launcher and a glass hammer, so this thing is mainly for surveillance and mild distractions, which is much better than I was prepared to read.

"Currently, an officer's job is to run toward gunfire, alone, with no support or intel—basically a standoff. With our drones, they're not alone; they know what the suspect looks like, what they're doing, and we take point around every corner.

"We usually find the shooter before they do and keep them occupied. Every officer who's seen this live has said they want it."

If this actually encourages them to do their jobs, great. If this is just a kickback to private industry and further militarizing schools while police still sit cowering, than I know where they can dock those drones...

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago

It is funny how americans think that more guns will prevent gun violence. Then again, they think that more pills will prevent drug problem.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Fucking hilarious quote here:

"It's a bit like that movie The Matrix, where the agent can jump into the nearest person and immediately be good to go. We're a little bit like that—but we're the good guys," he added.

Oh yeah so it's kinda like the terrifying dystopian surveillance nightmare where people are oppressed at all times by an omnipresent, invincible, untouchable outer force that compels them to unquestionably follow the path laid out for them in life by their masters. But like, in a good way!

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[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Fantastic. Remote controlled school shootings.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 4 weeks ago

Too many guns leads to weekly school shootings.

US: We need more guns!

[–] Ashiggan@eviltoast.org 33 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

How long before one of these shoots a regular kid?

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

Yeah so we tried nothing and nothing worked!

Then we tried arming the teachers but they accidentally shot themselves and the students!

So now we're trying armed drones with AI doing the triggering because there just ain't any other solution to this problem!

I mean the entire world has this problem, every day we read about multiple countries facing multiple school shootings per day, every single day, and nobody found any solution ever!

So AI killer drones are the only way to move education forward, there is no other solution available Right?

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The fuck guys…you’ll try everything but actually fixing the problem.

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[–] drcabbage@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

America, just throw more guns at the problem!

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like someone is going to hack one of these and then do a school shooting

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 11 points 4 weeks ago

You bet your ass. You think with Big Balls storing millions of people's data on unsecure servers and Las Vegas being slammed with a hack that would make Hollywood claim is unrealistic means there will be script kiddies ready with pre-made hacks that would make them kill people. This is cyberpunk 2077 level shit.

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago

Next headline reads "armed drones were hacked and lead to worst systematic school shooting in history"

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 weeks ago

I think we know what the next step is here. Mass shooters start using armed drones.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 weeks ago

As always, the American answer is more guns!

[–] AmieFromEarth@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago

I get more and more grateful to be born in Europe. The US is a real life satire fever dream at this point.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 20 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

You know how most school shootings can be stopped in the US? Safe storage laws. Most of the time the shooter is an underage kid who got access to their parents' guns and went to shoot up the school. Obviously it wouldn't stop shit like Uvalde and Sandy Hook. But it would still stop a fuckload of smaller shootings we don't hear about because they are background noise at this point.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Next mass shooting headline: Bullied nerd hacks armed drones in school to extract bloody revenge.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a drone is a good guy with a drone.

[–] YogaDouchebag@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s funny how much they do just to circumvent gun control.

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 15 points 4 weeks ago

My gut says when you have to say you are "the good guy" you are in fact "the bad guy."

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago (14 children)

With more than 60 school shooting incidents reported in Florida alone since 2018, according to the K-12 School Shooting Database, educators and lawmakers have urgently sought innovative approaches to school safety.

No. No you haven't because every mindless idiot can fix this problem within a minute, had they have the interest to do so

BAN GUNS!

Aaaaaand problem solved.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

Innocent children will die to trigger happy drone cops. It's going to be a remote controlled Uvalde.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 weeks ago

anything but do something about the guns. SMH

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

the drones were equipped with pepper rounds plus a glass breaker

That's still terrible to be at a school but I bet it would be a hell of a lot of fun to play around with. Like aerial battle bots.

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[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Someone will absolutely take this as a challenge.

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yay! Bullied tech nerds no longer have to bring their own gun! That's convenient for them.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 weeks ago

I'm so glad I'm not a young person in school

Gen Alpha is screwed even more than gen Z

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

this could only be stupider if they said AI would be used to deploy the drones

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