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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/47803911

Lmao

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[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can do that too. Within my imaginary world. Increasing, decreasing, whatever.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wrong Polanski. I made the same mistake.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

You don't even have to know what he looks like to see it's not him in the photo. You just have to know he's over 90.

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Polanski seems like a red flag name at this point.

It's like being named Adolf.

You don't control what your parents named you, but if you're an adult and you haven't changed it, it says something about you.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The smear campaigns are getting started I see

[–] Nerrad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Does he take requests?