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Tucker Carlson says Pete Buttigieg is 'fake gay,' should answer questions about gay sex (www.advocate.com)

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

In a July 2024 broadcast, Carlson likewise cited his producer. “My producer’s like, ’No, it’s totally a pose. He was dating women just a few years ago. That’s totally fake.’ He’s not gay at all,”

Hold on, a guy that likes men AND women????? That's suuuuper sketchy 🤨🤨🤨
Maybe we should have a name for that... Duo-sexual? Hmm, needs more brainstorming...

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"I want to watch" -Tucker Carlson

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

I'm a STRAIGHT Conservative who wants to MURDER GAY CHILDREN and I would GLADLY suck a Penis just to PROVE how Straight I am!

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Tucker has always seemed a little "sweet" to me. He's probably bi and really wants to know what it's like

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

He's a fake human, he always looks like the firmware update didn't take.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

I gotta say that this is the first gay circlejerk I'd pay to see! Or ever see!

[–] Brutticus@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

is this parody?

Now, Pete, I'm going to need to describe it in great detail, exactly how it feels to enter another man... or else how will I know?

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I’m having trouble processing the meaning of this insane claim. It does not compute.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Fake: Tucker Carlson Gay: Buttigieg

4chan post confirmed

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Tucker waxing nostalgic for his boarding school and fraternity days?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I'm getting a fake hard on from all this projection. Of all people to say something as dumb as this.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Guys, Tucker is right. Pete doesn't have blue hair and a nose ring. /sarcasm

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Tucker Carlson should try to fuck a pig live on air to prove he doesn’t get a hard-on while fucking a pig… you know… to prove he’s not a zoophiliac

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Why does this give me "gaycation" vibes?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

C’mon Tucker. Offer yourself to prove how gay Pete is or isn’t.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This coming from a guy who tans his testicles.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Tucker suffers from reverse-gaydar.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only coherent point I can pull out of this is that being gay is the only mildly progressive thing about Pete the Neoliberal.

But not all gay people support ideologies that are good for them so idk.

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