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And that’s basically it!
American Christians. Never heard anyone else use the term rapture.
The article mentions the preacher who started this rapture excitement is from South Africa
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
He's about to release the... Look squirrel!
God wants the epstein files
What would an all knowing all seeing God want with some files ?
Only logical explanation is that He's on the files and is trying to keep them hidden.
List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results, then the people who anticipated this latest failed prediction are absolutely, frothing at the mouth, street corner screaming certifiable.
But then I think we all already knew that.
Oh Jesus.
Somewhere, one single person was raptured and wondering where everyone else is. No one else noticed their absence. But the rapture did happen.
“Just me? Really?”
Imagine you wake up in the morning and realize all the annoying Christian fundies have been raptured away and the world is all unicorn farts and rainbow cotton candy for a while...
After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday
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