More repulsive white men on currency. Yay!
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Nazi's do not belong on currency. Also he was a nobody podcaster. He will be forgotten about and he is just another right wing murder statistic.
What a beautiful way to honor his life's work of self-promotion and trolling.
Anyway, healthcare pls?
If you work hard and are lucky, then healthcare can be obtained.
Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?
GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I'll believe it when I see it.
Just collapse already! This is just getting silly at this point.
On the new three-dollar bill?
Well, it would be about as legit.
Might grab one. Stick it in my coin collection next to the reichmarks my poppy picked up while killing nazis
Well you should have to kill a nazi for a trophy. Stolen valour and all that...
kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi's killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.
It would be fun to draw little X's over his eyes on every bill.
They are coins, so drill holes in the neck
Isn't the dollar due to collapse due to foreign sanctions against the Trump regime tariffs?
Poetic.
New currency might be plastic.
GOLD plastic tho.
Ironically, the coin will be roughly the same diameter as the hole in his neck
Can't wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It's what he would've wanted
Surely toilet paper would be a more appropriate medium to carry his semblance.
Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.
It'll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.
fake zinc?
I can't imagine a world without Zinc.
Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron
Gilded lead would be so funny.
It will be gold plated to be sold as "gold coin"
these people have no sense of history.
Fast forward to 2030...
" That will be 13 Kirks"
" Here's a Rogan and a Shapiro, keep the change"
Isn't the word "minted" not more correct as this is about commemorative coins?
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Making the currency even more worthless...
Never Harriet Tubman though.
I wonder if there's a reason why? Anyone know???
Too much money for the extra ink /s
She rescued what, a few thousand people? Kirk offended millions!
Mysteriously, so did Harriet Tubman.
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What a fucking joke...
Silver dollar coins? Can't wait to buy as many as I can so I can melt them down and use them as Antifa challenge coins or something along those lines.
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I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I'm a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
.....pretty please? :(
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I assume Charlie-Kirk-Lied is going to be the party anthem too?
Ah lads..... You've gone too far now. C'mon. How in the name of sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all his carpenter friends is this not an onion? C'mon now. Seriously.
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