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Michael Jordan stache

This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I'm shaving off the winter beard ... I'll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife..... However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I'd hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.

If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.

Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are "melting" and "going wild" for him.

Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.

Looks like it's time to play stoke or meth?

He'd do the haircut too if he could grow any on top.

I just can't. Im really pro shame now. Have shame people. Shame.

'It had a wild effect on women'

I suppose "revulsion" counts as a wild effect.

Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!

Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn't he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?

He's just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it's waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do -- get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.

I've never supported Hitler

Guy wearing a Hitler 'stache as a "social experiment."

I laughed my ass off at first sight of his pic in the thumbnail image. Wow, is this rock bottom? Are we there yet?

The stupidity has never been more off the charts in my lifetime.

"Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."

Remind you of anyone?

Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn't know what to do. They're like melting.

Self-confidence is everything folks.
If you ever look into the mirror and feel a little silly for any reason, take a deep breath.
At least you're not the clown who thinks Hitler x Lex Luther is attractive to any person.

How is he even allowed to have a show when he owes that much money?

We're tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler

says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.

He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.

Alex Jones: "Nazis? That's just wrong terminology that the left uses to accuse everyone they don't like of being a nazi! Because they're the haters!"

Grows Hitler mustache.

Alex Hitler: "It's a (nationalist) social experiment! If you call me a nazi, then you're the real nazi!"

For fuck's sake. Why do I still meet people that think they could possibly not be nazis? You're not sure? Really?

They're not time travelers from 1940. They're modern nazis, and this is what they do. He's just another nazi propagandist like limbaugh and kirk, except he's got a fucking HITLER mustache!!!

'It had a wild effect on women'

They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.

Oh look, he's not dogwhistling anymore, he's straight up saying "Here Nazis".

EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!

Don't feed the trolls.

> Bald Hitler

Peak comedy

the only person i've ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.

Does he think he is making Hitler mustaches MORE acceptable?

Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.

What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.

So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones

I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone

What mother fucking year is it?!?!?

He seems desperate for attention now that all of right wing media is following the same playbook

I wish this was an Onion article 🤦