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[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (5 children)

So, immigration for anti-immigration advocates?

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If there's anything I've learned in the last few years, it's that nothing has to make any sense.

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Expats" (rich white people) <> migrants.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who in their right mind thought that <> should be in the official standard and != just an accepted alternative

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

<> was standard when I was learning math in junior high.

Making American White Again.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

If you try to apply a the word they don't want to use instead of "anti-immigration" it makes more sense.

As is traditionally said in germany "NAZIS RAUS" (nazis out) and in return we get their empathetic and smart people.

[–] Ele7en7@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lennee@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah give us all those woke scientists u hate

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

Hello, I am woke scientist, please import me and family.

[–] Corridor8031@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

bad news for usa, good news for europe

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, I hope he does that, the US can have all our far-right idiots and we can take anyone with more than two braincells in return for them.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Please take me, I don’t want to be in this shithole

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can have them all, no problem. ;)

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The irony of migrating because they oppose migration...

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Because they're not against migration, they're against migration.

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No skin of Europe's back, and good fucken riddance, most of them are racists, bigots, neo nazies, a bunch of flag shagging wankers, they'll fit right in Trumps USA

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, the USA have the current problems because we Europeans already once ditched our crazies to get rid of them. I'm not so sure a second dose will work out better. And also the normal people there are getting hurt even more.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

(Soft pay-wall). I’m confused. The US will allow immigrants into the country that post disagreeable online posts, but jail US citizens that do the same? Then when those immigrants move to the us they what? Start posting about how awful immigrants are?

Do you think immigration will allow brown, yellow, and black Europeans? Or only those of the Caucasian persuasion?

It’s not going so great for the Haitians that are already here.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Its gonna be only white people.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It's raw partisanism and racism. They believe America is the white Christian right wing nation in the nationalist sense; ie a nation for all people fitting that description and only people fitting that description

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To white Europeans who oppose immigration

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well. I'm sure they'd accept Italians and Irish this time 'round.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But not Spanish or Portuguese

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

You mean Mexicans

[–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

This would be fucking awesome. Nice way to get rid of these people.

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I just realized: Trump's religion includes Apartheid.

& he thinks the white-nationalist gov't of bygone South Africa is good..

That has implications, for what his plans are, & how he reacts, throughout the next near-decade..

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

{Confused Xzibit noises}

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Great so can we trade citizenship with them then?

[–] Prikkeres@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

I’m wondering how long it will take for this person to see the irony in this statement, but I have become too cynical to not suspect some nefarious ulterior motive…

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah those are immigrants that can kindly go fuck themselves unless they're willing to trade for Americans who oppose the dipshit in chief

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Ah good riddance to Bad rubbish hehehe

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"Peaceful expression", my ass.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we send Wilders to the US?!

[–] l_isqof@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just Wilders? Send the whole lot.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

True, but leta start somewhere 😄

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I don't want those fucking Nazis here.