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Wild bear pays surprise visit to bear enclosure at California zoo: ‘He was very polite’ (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

bear

Caption?

[–] kfoo@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yo I’m running to 7-11…y’all need anything?

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Can I get a large Slurpee, mixed?

[–] Otherbarry@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Uncle Joey, you missed your cake again! Maybe you'll make parole next time!

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Uncle “Jail Bird” Joey.

(30 minutes later and 30 years prior)

“Better get used to this bars, kid”

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

He was visiting family that are doing a bid. He doesn't want to join them.

[–] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

well at least he's a polite boi