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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/29214047

Updated statement came after KIVI-TV sent FBI photo reportedly showing 14-year-old U.S. citizen in zip ties

It was, yes, an immigration raid

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

As high as 25-35 years old for those who don't want to click the link.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When your defense is that the kids weren't "young", probably you're on the pedo side.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

J-just hear me out for one second...

...technically speaking?

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Surprised they haven't called these children super predators yet. Long long history of law enforcement be extremely reluctant to treat children like children when they're brown children.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 16 points 2 days ago

"Ok ok fine, no toddlers were!"

"Ughhh persistent assholes, fine... No infants were zip tied..."