planet earth was a perfect utopia until... the asteroid hit
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2025
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I'm laughing my ass off because that was my exact thoughts reading the post title
I automatically heard that headline in Corvo's voice before even realizing it.
"Until the asteroid nation attacked, only the avatar, master of [...]"
“Dinosaurs have been on this earth for 150 million years. And it’s not like we’re just going to … disappear …”
Why is this "not the onion"...?
To me this sounds exactly like one of the non-politics Onion/satire posts that wouldn't get upvoted much here if it were submitted.
Noooooo waaaaaaaaayyyy
crazy