This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
Fuck yeah, LLMs for the LLM god! All hail the hallowed datacenter! Sacrifice the DNS!
"We're building the Eschaton Immanentising Machine, from the famous theological treatise 'Don't Immanentise the Eschaton'"
(Also, using LLMs sounds a lot less efficient than the exhaustive search described in The Nine Billion Names of God)
The oldest praying automaton we know of is from the 16th Century. This is basically that but with more capitalism.
I can't help but notice how captured the Christian mind is, when even the return of the Savior is a business opportunity; a revenue stream. These people are already robots who can't worship without a prospectus and a spread sheet.
Deep Christians are the perfect group for grifting, and these evil fucks use that info all the time. It's like why the "Nigerian Prince" scam is so obvious, it automatically sorts out those that are the easiest dooped, to funnel them into even more money extraction scams.
“So GodGPT, is the bible the inerrant word of God?”
> yes
“So why does it contradict itself”
>*explodes in Spr0ing*
Such Christians, acting like they know better than god.
Mathew 24:36
[36]“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,
Mathew 24:42-44
42Watch therefore, for you do not know what [g]hour your Lord is coming. 43But know this, that if the master of the house had known what [h]hour the thief would come, he would have watched and not allowed his house to be broken into. 44Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.
Wow, no wonder he failed.
"Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley."
as funny as it will be to see them build the anti-christ in the name of god we should still burn it down before that happens
I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst
as a roman catholic, please don't do this.
I think it would be pretty funny if jesus did return and cast all these rich assholes into the lake of fire. Because they fucking deserve it.
Your own...
Didn't anyone tell him he already missed it?
We're so fucked.
Good, maybe this will somehow force Christians to actually act like Christ wanted them to.
Judging by comments, people do seem to have a problem with religion.
I have a problem with these people exploiting and weaponizing my religion for their own profit. Not that they're the first to do it, but it's even more ridiculous to grow up and see the hypocritical "traditionalists" joining forces with hypocritical technocrats.
Fight for your "traditional" values and force them on anyone you disagree with. Put all your faith in the middlemen "chosen by God to lead" all of his creations, act on "God's behalf," and tell everyone else what is or isn't "God's will." Insist on diving headfirst into the most cutting edge unregulated dystopian tech, while accusing anyone who questions your hubris of being a luddite.
Meanwhile, base all social and legal policies on your very literal interpretation of parts of a book that often contradicts itself, was written thousands of years ago, and has been edited multiple times throughout history by power hungry men very similar to yourself. Accuse anyone who questions this of persecuting you because of your religion.
Pick and choose random parts of that book to fit your narrative and justify your actions as a "Warrior for Christ." Very rarely (if ever) will the parts chosen be any of the stuff Christ actually said, but if anyone points that out, just DARVO and accuse them of religious persecution or "toxic empathy." Feed only your cherry picked bullshit into your biased AI. Congratulations, you've created an easy button for blasphemy.
