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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who had *checks notes* 28 Days Later on their bingo card?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think Americans are just reviewing 90s and 2000s disaster movies and using them as a guide.

[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, its all coming together

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I seem to recall a documentary where Cuba gooding Jr saved a small town from a monkey.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen Jerry Maguire

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The upside? There's been measurable increase in Mississippi's IQ.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I knew Norm McDonald was still alive!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Here's a thought, let's not infect monkeys with COVID and herpes, eh?

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

Or if we must... don't transport them en masse? or at all?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

a fun fact to know, that monkeys carry a type of herpes, called herpes B virus, which is related to HSV1&2, while herpes is usually a benign infection in the monkeys, the HERPES B virus is quite deadly to humans if they infected by it, because its a zoonotic virus, and humans dont have similar virus to it, much like with avian flu virus.

[–] VocationConfining@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Am I mlissing something? I don't see a mention of herpes, COVID, or aggressive.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah... same here.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Jesus what kind of depraved shit were these monkeys into?!

The article doesn't say whether these are two separate groups of monkeys, some infected with COVID and some infected with Herpes, or a cohesive set of monkeys simultaneously infected with COVID and Herpes.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Not even gonna ask...

[–] notsure@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

....and only in Mississippi news...

[–] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago

Awwshit, here we go again...