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FIFA? The notoriously corrupt ~~soccer~~ football people?

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

FIFA awarding a peace price? The organization who loves to organize world cups in dictatorial regimes and countries with huge human rights violations like where slavery is used to build the football stadiums and women have no rights and are being stoned to death? Wow, their peace prize will really mean something then. Who are the nominees? Trump, Netanyahu and Putin?

[–] mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trump is going to get it, didn't fifa do a whole circle jerk with him a while ago?

Maybe they'll try to trade the prize to get the trophy back 😅

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Hey, I think it's going to go to MBS

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 33 points 2 days ago

He finally bought it. The Temu Nobel peace prize

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 69 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And the FIRST Person to Receive it will be the One Bombing Fishermen, Kidnapping CHILDREN and TESTING Nuclear Bombs! PEACE!

[–] whyrat@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

The guy that crashed an award ceremony and kept one of their trophies?

Context: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cp3e20kk0l2o

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

You can't have peace with people around, duh!

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Wouldn't it be nice if they enable genocides, too?

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

Fifa in league with an authoritarian regime? Why i never...

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don’t even follow sports, and I was outraged by Russia being awarded host in 2018. All the experts said England should have won that bid.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you were upset by Russia hosting the 2018 FIFA World Cup, you should not look up Qatar hosting the 2022 FIFA World Cup.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] elgordino@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

To enable Saudi Arabia to host 2034 the 2030 World Cup was bizarrely spread across Europe (Spain and Portugal), Africa (Morocco) and 3 matches in South America (Argentina, Paraguay, Uruguay).

When hosts for a World Cup are selected the confederations for the previous 2 world cups are excluded, thus North America (from 2026), South America, Europe and Africa were all excluded from even applying. Conveniently leaving the door much wider open from Saudi Arabia than it normally would have been.

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Don't forget that they moved the deadline for presenting a candidate just so Australia couldn't run.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe Israel can convert Gaza into an Olympic town and football stadium. Free workers too!

The Olympics were also held in nazi Germany. Both FIFA and the International Olympic Committee do not care about human rights. They only care about money.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

I wonder if the current FIFA president is in the Epstein files, I'm sure the winner of the prize is

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

This is going to become an instant joke and meme. I'm going to make copies of the trophy/medal and send them to people I don't like.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can't really call them corrupt if the purpose of the entire organization is to commit crime and defraud the general public. You know, like.. is the mob corrupt?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mafia + Fifa. = MaFifa? Or Mafifia?

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 2 points 2 days ago

No, no... Mafia = Fifa

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 14 points 2 days ago

Somebody has seen a chance to appease Trump without carrying the name Nobel.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

The No Balls Peace Prize

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Those bent MFs selling out the very people who put them where they are. Creating a peace prize specifically to award it to a racist, rapist, paedophile,. What a demonstration of their understanding of sportsmanship.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Boy, I wonder who will win.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It really is well and truly time for some of the bigger football associations to grow a fucking spine and withdraw from FIFA.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

From what I hear, every big football association is an endless swamp of corruption

[–] not_me@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

Fucked In First America

[–] l_isqof@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Don't I recall FIFA suspending several members for meddling in football by local politicians?