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[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Yall never gonna learn. This is a small man. Poor man's idea of a rich man. A petty, vindictive sack of rotten oranges. How yall thought he cared at all about you, ill never know....

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 15 points 3 days ago

He's also a wannabe Mafia Don.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’ve never actually considered peeing on anyone’s grave but this guy … he honestly makes me want to do that when he finally croaks.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well now you got me curious. I've never once thought about the security hired for presidents graves.

Like I'm sure every dead president has SOMEONE ready to pee on their grave. And I'm sure the government hires security for every grave.

And I never thought about that until now.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

goes looking

Of the the last few presidents to die:

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/4244/ronald-reagan

Ronald Reagan is buried at his presidential library.

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/4311/george_h_w-bush

George H.W. Bush is buried at his presidential library.

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/6734/jimmy-carter

Jimmy Carter is buried at his national historical park:

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/4243/gerald_rudolph-ford

Gerald R. Ford is buried at his museum:

[–] shiftymccool@piefed.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Run on over to truth social with this, you've got the wrong audience to be slinging the "yall" around.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I was struggling until trump assured me I didn't actually need so many pencils, now things are great!!1!

[–] tal@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5275798-trump-says-children-could-have-two-dolls-instead-of-30-with-his-tariff-plan/

Trump says children could have ‘2 dolls instead of 30’ with his tariff plan

He added, “You know, someone said, ‘Oh, the shelves, they’re going to be open.’ Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally.

I don't really think that talking about Average Joe's standard of living is really Trump's strong point.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What's fascinating is how we don't deserve pencils but he deserves untold billions.

Really gives a glimpse into the hypocritical mind of (wannabe) billionaires.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 points 3 days ago

Such a damn shame Americans can't even compost a larcenist.😔

[–] rami@ani.social 1 points 3 days ago

Do I not know how to work the Internet anymore or is this a single paragraph?