My suspicions about walnuts have finally been vindicated!
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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Those shells — what are they hiding?
They’re the testicles of the trees and they’ve tricked us into putting them into our mouths!
At least they taste better than most testicles I've had in my mouth before.
They’re fine if you manscape and season them properly before putting them in your mouth.
Testicles I mean, not walnuts. Fuck walnuts and fuck the man for creating them.
That's why I keep Old Bay on my nightstand
Old BAE™️.
I have a mixture of squeezed mandarin orange, garlic salt, and whisky that I enjoy personally.
But can you trust onions?
Could be the only things you can trust.
Is that why they always make me cry?
Security is not convenient. That's what they've always said.
So throw onions at the ~~security~~
I understand why that officer was so concerned now
So the trooper sitting up a vehicle because a walnut falling from the tree into the roof startled him, is vindicated?
That's nuts