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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 230 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

In an Instagram post, the Robins des ruelles said four masked "Santa Clauses" and a "swarm of elves" redistributed the alleged stolen goods after the symbolic “food drive” to community fridges across Montreal and under a Christmas tree in Place Valo

Fuck yeah

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 90 points 2 months ago

Santa Hood and his band of Merry Elves

God this story is getting better and better

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was called "Christmas of elves", not swarm.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends how they are deployed.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

The elves are drones, run by fiber cables

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 82 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Retail crime resulted in losses of $9.2 billion in Canada in 2024."

I wonder how that compares to wage theft for the same period.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

In 2017 Ontario found ~60M in wage theft.

With this we can deduce that it's about 2 billion in wage theft in canada in 2017.

So not quite total offset but significant enough that this is gonna have to fall under the cost of doing business.

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Found wage theft. That is, of the number of incidents reported, which ones were ruled to be theft. But there's the undocumented part of wage theft.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

On top of that, there are "legitimate" cases that should be considered wage theft, i.e. extraction of value from the worker. The tally on that is essentially the entire world economy.

most wage thefts are not even reported. boss makes you come in early? stay late? have lunch at your desk? answer emails and calls outside of work? those are still wage theft even if they never touch your pay check.

and if I were to put my Marx hat, then all for profit business is wage theft (although I get it is not legally so, but who made that fucking law?)

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

BTW, if you see anyone stealing food, you saw nothing.

Sorry, I had an onset of sudden blindness. I didn't see anything.

[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

when it comes to food , no ine stole shit, other than some fatass greedy cunt overcharging we humans

If there are hungry people in a state, while there are people with more resources than they can spend in a lifetime, it is the state that stole (or allowed the rich to steal) the food from the poor.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"No matter the reason, it is unacceptable and a criminal act,” Metro spokesperson Geneviève Grégoire told CBC News in a statement. ”Retail crime resulted in losses of $9.2 billion in Canada in 2024. Many factors influence food inflation, including disruptions in the global supply chain, volatility in commodity prices, changes in international trade conditions, and retail crime.”

Let me play the world's smallest violin

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Take it up with the Employers under paying, the Landlords over charging, and the Goverment Officials that prioritize anyone but the poor. They got my money. Ask them for yours.

[–] Fogle@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I wonder how much wage theft losses are

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[–] philophilsaurus@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

Hell yea, new Christmas lore!

[–] rozodru@pie.andmc.ca 20 points 2 months ago

"stole" from a Metro. Good. in Canada all of THREE companies own ALL the grocery chains in the country. Metro being one of them. So I totally support this.

Also if you ever see someone stealing food from a Canadian owned grocery store, no you didn't. and if you ever report ANYONE for stealing from a Metro or Loblaws or Sobeys or ANY of their subsidiaries then you're a piece of shit.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is Montréal. No egg shortage here

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So you're saying there's un œuf?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stealing food….yeah I hope they get away with it in this evil dystopia

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

The heroes this world needs.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 10 points 2 months ago

Laurie: you were there, what did you see?

Me: sorry, mate. I didn't see anything. Must've happened while I was over by the bread.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago

Title is misleading. It's not theft. It's direct action.

[–] Honse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Why can't this shit become a social media trend? Imagine countless youths getting together and doing this nationwide. Alas

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