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Businessman warns attempt at creating profit engine out of mass piracy may fail if people don’t cooperate
“Just one more AI, bro. Please. I swear. Just one more this time.”
Sounds like a you problem
The customer is always right in matters of taste and style.
If you can't get (and keep) customers for your product: that's your problem.
Get fuct “big tech boss”
Don't threaten me with a good time.
"Your AI hate is hampering the economy" - Future headline most probably.
eat shit you walking dickhead.
AI is not a bad thing, but it's way more niche compared to what was promised. There's certainly way less demand for it than these big investors want people to believe.
Pictured: Nadella holding in his hands all the profit M$ can make in the next 30 years even if AI booms like he really really really wants it to.
artificial intelligence (AI) risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.
Oh, you mean there is a risk it becomes the thing it already is? Boy, imagine that!
The really funny thing is how he says that "the benefits need to spread outside the tech sector". Golly gee, I wonder why other sectors haven't benefited yet! Could it be that it's not worth the hype and it does not improve anything that typical computer systems are already working on, like managing electrical grids, keeping track of shipments, avionics, etc? Nah, it's all the doomers' fault
Microsoft will continue to falter if they don’t fire Nadella.
So you're saying that in order to win we must do nothing? Alright I'm pretty good at that.
Tell me more, Slop Boy.
Not boom, we're waiting for a kaboom
Please use our products. Don't you see our lack of growth??
Good.
First rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.
Second rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.
As soon as we get AI toilet paper, then we'll finally start making a profit!
They're all so deep in debt on this shit, if it doesn't work, titans will fall.
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Oh dear, what a shame, never mind
No, the AI boom will falter one way or another. Free open source models will out perform proprietary models by the end of this year. The amount of money that customers will actually pay for AI services is much lower than expected. It really is similar to the dotcom bubble and how briefly people thought domain names were going to be insanely valuable.
Inshallah.
Message received
Translation: We need more suckers now!
Let's hope it fails soon.
I'm not sure what Nutella wants to accomplish with with his constant "warning", because nobody cares. Apart from his billionaire buddies maybe.
Good?
Don't tease us with a good time, fucker.
Good.
SELL SELL SELL!
