this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
299 points (99.7% liked)

Not The Onion

20297 readers
795 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42345074

“Are you a proud American Citizen or does ICE need to come and track you down?” the email said.

Donald Trump’s administration has been using federal officers to go after undocumented immigrants, but now his political action committee is threatening to sic the agents on his own donors.

Earlier this week, Trump’s Never Surrender PAC sent out a fundraising email that had this provocative subject line: “Are you an illegal alien?”

“Your file says you’re a top MAGA patriot... But my records to my survey STILL say: RESPONSE PENDING. Don’t tell me, you’re an Illegal Alien?!? That cannot be true!” the message said, before adding, “This is your FINAL MOMENT to Prove me wrong ... please. Are you a proud American Citizen or does ICE need to come and track you down?”

all 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Trump eventually betrays everyone who trusts him.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

Eventually? He betrayed them all out of the gate. Donors. Inner circle, everyone.

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Trump eventually betrays everyone ~~who trusts him~~.

FTFY

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jesus fuck, he looks like a bag of shit. Can’t he just fucking die already.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think he didn't eat as unhealthy as we've been told. Narcissism does seem to make you live longer though.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Yes souls are much more healthy than we thought .

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's offensive to bags of shit.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Its a literal description of trump: meat bag filled with shit.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"only donors are safe [for now]"

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

in 1984, the main character Winston only has to go to Room 101, because he was IN the Party. The Proles got to live outside the hell we learn about in story.

the insiders who don't follow the insider rules will suffer in ways that are usually much more harsh

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His supporters will say "oh he's joking" but yeah, why is he joking about this!?

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The first thing I thought was this. The second thing I thought was the image of Hillary Clinton laughing at it with other elites.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's just taking the piss now, and trying to see how much getting fucked in the arse his supporters are prepared to take.

Edit: The two downvoters at time of editing are still enjoying getting fucked in the arse.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

So the Trump mafia is doing their extortion in the open now?

[–] Red_October@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder if this will be enough to wake some of those magats up, realizing that he's actually just using ICE as the magastapo and the leopard absolutely WILL eat their face the second it's more convenient to do so.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

If child rape didn't do it, nothing will.

Go ahead. Give them the taste of what they voted for

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"I love paying my extortion money!" -MAGA

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I'm honestly really curious about how trump and maga think this is going to end

I mean, realistically, everyone needs support, e en dictators, especially aspiring dictators like Trump.

Yes burning bridges faster than you can say "fat orange loser", and with first trying to talk shit about the second amendment and now threatening their donors... You're going to find yourself without allies real soon, and magats aren't exactly know for their great sense of humor.

If they go in like this, magats will turn on trump and fix the problem for us