I hate it it but i feel a little sorry when laughably evil people fuck up their evil schemes this badly. and it happens a lot.
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Fuck up their schemes? Putin's scheme to wreck US hegemony is going insanely well and would've been going even better if he hadn't greedily, groundlessly invaded Ukraine. Trump's plan to abuse the presidency for personal gain seems to be doing well too.
Why do US billionaires accept the end of the hegemony? Trump can't act against their plans or he would be impeached.
Like a tick that has grown fat off of its host body, they believe they don't need countries anymore.
The us hegemony getting wrecked is a good thing tho
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Last I checked hes still robbing the Treasury blind and pardoning his friends, which is all he ever cared about
Makes more sense when you consider him a Russian asset; weakening NATO and the US position as a super power.
If he were a Russian asset, he could end the war by lifting Russia's sanctions or refusing to impose or enforce "new" sanctions (new rules that close loopholes in the existing sanctions).
Trump isn't a Russian asset, he's just a shit president.
Could be a lot of things. He's still oddly subservient to Putin, and mostly serving Putin's aims. Could be that Trump's position and power doesn't extend fast enough to end Ukraine. (Maybe because the Republican Senate won't allow it?)
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Guess he can't give away his game like that.
Ever day I hope this stupid shitty motherfucker kills himself
Unfortunately he's only the symptom, not the disease.
People keep saying this, but we go to pretty extreme lengths to remove severe symptoms.
They say that so we remember to treat the disease, and not just get another one
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Personal holiday when he does
Gonna get absolutely wasted of my gourd when the headline breaks.
....Why would you want to poison yourself when the good news comes in??? Personally, the news would make me want to live longer on this planet if he were to die. Hopefully in a federal prison and of natural causes.
Yeah who's ever heard of people using alcohol to celebrate? So weird, man...
True, true. Maybe I'll organize a Discord party and play load of GMod or GTA Online with my friends, my Spotify playlist is locked and loaded too, the drunkenness will be merely a part of the bigger celebration (though tbh I don't really drink alcohol anyway, 1 Vodka Cruiser at most)
Unfortunately you'll have to make do with this stupid motherfucker shitting himself.
you'll have to make do with this stupid killy motherfucker shitting himself.
You can die talking a shit and Trump's health is exactly the type to do that.
He's way to narcissistic but one can dream
There are two possible readings of your message.
The first one is that he literally commits suicide.
The second one is that the general public is told that he committed suicide, but everyone knows that it's not true
That face...
Isn't that the Hillary Clinton wax statue that had to be turned into a pumpkin on short notice?
No it's the Barack Obama backup clone who escaped and shit in all of 45's pants
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Down-ald Trump
Down-old. It was right there.
If only he really had Downs, things would be much better.
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when even ethnostates won't support you anymore . . .
You know you’ve done goof’d when even anon thinks you’re being a little silly
SAD!
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