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[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 174 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, these dumbasses still haven’t realized that they can’t do this shit themselves. Someone should tell them they have to pay other people to do it while pretending they’re not affiliated.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 123 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Let's YEET out the republicans"

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 76 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Frankly if you were ever counting on Harris and crew to save you you were already lost.

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[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 69 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m going to pokémon go to headquarters six seven and do the harlem shake

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Flossing 🦷

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I liked it a lot more when she was shutting the fuck up

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Prepare yourself for three more years of this crap until she loses again.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

Bitch we just did not like you. You can't spin that shit.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a "Pokémon go to the polls," vibe. Not a compliment.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Alright, so 6 7 is officially uncool.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

My primary schooler is already tired of it and has moved on. I patiently await the next silly fad

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 weeks ago
[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, I guess that's how the Dems will manage to lose their electoral goodwill.

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[–] karashta@piefed.social 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shut your stupid face and crawl back into your AIPAC hole, you worthless piece of corporate Democratic trash.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Her Newsome and buttigege are all literally the same POS corporate democrat. A DINO

[–] hector@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Newsome and Pritzker had their chance in 2024 and declined to take the nomination, there for the taking.

What is wrong with the party, we have zero challenges? Only token challenges for president by an old leftist, that still almost wins. No challenges for house or senate. Then 2024 not a single challenge for the top spot, 4 plus months to go, proposed anointee the most unpopular person possible, that never breached 30% approval for a deeply unpopular administration at 40% approval for 3 years.

Then didn't see fit to offer any reform running as that deeply unpopular status quo. No health care, no drugs, no calling out business interests openly cheating us. Broad empty platitudes, we aren't the republicans.

Everyone in the party needs to be replaced with maybe a few exceptions. They were chosen to be weak, chosen because the donors fear someone taking back the license they've corruptly garnered through captured government, fear a populist government would modestly impair their record profits from their companies.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gen Z? I though this was more of a Gen alpha thing
6️⃣🤷‍♂️7️⃣

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the same thing happened to millennials. they got blamed for being stupid teenagers when they were in their mid twenties. it seems it takes about a generation for the old folks to catch up what's the new word for the youths nowadays, by then it's often barely accurate anymore

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The generational concept is also a bit weird, like if huge waves of children would be born every 10 years lol

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm pushing towards 50 and this feels cringe to me

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 weeks ago

Poochie is rad to the max.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

She can't even tell the difference between Gen Z and Gen Alpha.

Good thing is, this bullshit of hers may kill 67 hype for good.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 11 points 3 weeks ago

These trends only last 6-7 months anyway.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

Oh my god fuck all the way off, Harris. You’re bad at this. You’re not the leader we need, now or ever.

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Because 'Headquarters 69' would be too cringe, fr fr no cap.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Seriously, can this woman just disappear from existence? Like at least Biden learned to keep his fucking mouth shit after killing American democracy.

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[–] jenings@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Hey everyone don’t forget to hawk tuaw the polls!

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

"I don't know anything about Pokémon Go. But I need you to Pokémon Go to the Polls."

[–] BigTrout75@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

I was recently informed that that trend is already dead.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Go away. You are part of the problem. Both you and Gavin can go fuck right off.

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you Kamala for finally killing this whole 6 7 thing.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

A new headquarter to ignore Democrats and progressive ideas and being out of touch with the average voter?

Lady, you had your chance and blew it hard. Just fade away gracefully and let the younger generation take over.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

She isnt smart. That meme is already dead. She chasing trends, might as well say pokemon go to the poles.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jfc, she and 67 meme? Facepalming intensifies.

But also, maybe if she is going to be cringe with 67, maybe meme dies faster.

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[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck off Kamala.

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its like there is some kind of Establishment Democrat playbook for political stunting, and its just non-stop weak-dick cringe.

They don't understand the memes of the vox populi, they don’t even understand memes are speech at this point.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I voted for her in 24 and I was glad to. I'm sorry she lost. But I don't think it's wise she run for President again in 28. Governor of California? Great. Let California decide. But the stakes are too high for the Presidency.

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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

She needs to sit down and shut the fuck up somewhere far away and without internet access.

Fr I am so tired of seeing this two faced anal discharge in the news.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

gen Z

the 6-7 meme slop.

Is like when oled people don't realize they're milennial.

Gen Z are who we are in our 20's or like 17 at the minimum, Gen A is whom you call kids.

Glad I'm not from the US so i don't have to cringe over this lol.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

oled people

It's a good technology, but they're not actually sentient, okay?

[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Naw I like this move. Obama ended "thanks Obama" with his own use of it, since no one would ever top that. Maybe Kamala can end 6-7 in her own way.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm fucking embarrassed and I'm not even gen z.

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