Polish? I polish my buddy's knob every day.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2026
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Danish? Thanks, I'd love one for breakfast
And bring me a pastry, too!
The Netherlands? I keep that region well groomed, what about it?
You better Czech yourself before you Reyjavik yourself.
Goddamnit that one's my favorite outta this thread haha!
Here's my try:
Kathmandu?
... I dunno, can he? What can cat man do?
he is strange and mysterious
Murica likes "liberating" countries, they must be good in geography.
short etymology lesson it means we get our lips all over them. and gummy charles (he's in the marines, e3 hoorah), he drools A LOT. you don't want a country after he's liberated one
Of course the turk can only think to talk about himself.
Finnish? No, I never finish anything I'm a loser, alright? Leave me alone!
Denmark? then mark what?
Bekoz Türkiye nambır Van baybeee!
Iz vy I live diaspora time, gurbet is very nice 😎👍
Chad? Yeah, I know him from college.
Easter is a god-fearing holiday, not an island! God damn Christmas too!
There's Norway I'm participating in this thread.
Yea, so Finnished with this stuff...
Where's Takistan? Did you mean to say "Where's a taco stand?" Down the block, on the corner brah.
New Guinea? The guinea was abolished and never reintroduced.
French? Ok but brush your teeth first
Tbilisi or not Tbilisi, that is the question.
Oof. That one is very tortured. I like it.
Italy ? It none !