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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 7 points 51 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago)

He just can't help being a piece of shit at every possible opportunity.

And it's compounded by him being a fortunate son (of a klansman).

[–] radix@lemmy.world 53 points 9 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/windypundit.com/post/3mg2brj55fk25

Successful psychopaths are very good at imitating normal emotional responses, which they learn over decades of observing normal people. But when facing a novel situation, they have no such learning to rely on, and their jarringly cold responses reveal their hollow interiors.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 34 points 8 hours ago

This should piss off every fucking veteran as much as it pisses off this one.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 30 points 9 hours ago

fucking psycho narcissist

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 25 points 11 hours ago

What good is a medal when you’re dead? Tell Uncle Sam I said, “Fuck fuck fuck a war.”

[–] Bot@sub.community 26 points 11 hours ago

When you got a pie hole, not a mouth