Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.
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A feeling based on a concept of a fact.
That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.
Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.
I've got a feeling
A feeling I can't hide
Oh no
Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.
Ooo! Ooo!
so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?
The "News" Media Sez: "In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!"
The president had a feeling, again, based on fact
Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one
what was he feeling? little children?
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Spot on!
It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.
Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?
Epstein Fury*
honest to god this is how you know everyone competent has been fired any competent person would be like "sir you're setting everyone up with an easy joke how about like Operation Freedom Speed or Operations Sick Spins"
Never forget the furry
Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.
Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .
It's always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.
Operation Your Momma
that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.
He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".
He wants to do a nuke so bad.
We should all be terrified.
I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot
He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up
He can't. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.
Doesn't mean he doesn't want to. Also they have been replacing "dissenters" with loyalists.
"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"
I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.
My thoughts too
Someone just nuke his ass first.
Everyone's got their kink.
He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.
It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.
Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.
Fuck your feelings! 2026
Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.
Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.
🎶
"And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.
Military healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"
🎶
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