We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
Posts must be:
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
By their own definitions every single one of those people is going straight downstairs
Absolutely disgusting.
I am praying for Satan to collect his due. Preferably by tomorrow morning, in the guise of cheese burgers.
The Greasy Orange Antichrist actually thinks they are praying to him. And they might as well be. They are all complete and total fucking frauds.
They’re craven lunatics so they absolutely fucking are just praying to him.
Imagine if you could just set a couple hungry grizzlies loose in there and barricade all the exits, a lot of problems would be gone overnight.
Or, you know, drop a few bombs. Seems to be all the rage these days.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24%3A24&version=KJV
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
It’s maddening, because it’s very fucking obvious, and these imbecilic rubes reliably fall for it, every goddamn time, hook, line, and sinker.
A lot of clergy know they're lying. The money and perks are good.
I’m putting those types into the “malicious actors/false prophets” category. My point is that an absolute shitload of “devout Christians” fall for their bullshit too, in addition to orangeboi.
And, of course, the response is invariably “oh, goodness, we didn’t know, we were fooled!” But why the fuck not? There are entire fucking sections in your imaginary friend book that talk about literally this exact fucking thing.
It would behoove the Christian community to recall Jesus (real or not) was born in Palestine, and ethnically Jewish who said he came to fulfill the law, not abolish it (and also that he's not the reincarnated Moshe, nor of the correct lineage, biblically) to be the Jewish Messiah, whether he's the Christian Messiah or not; and then to study the actual reasoning behind Jewish law (but that's like saying I should be able to thrive on CO² according to evolution, it may happen if the species survives long enough). Not the crazy exclusionary Rabbi who think antizionists are part of the "bad" Erev Rav, either; and that's as likely as evangelicals studying Jewish law. 🤷♀️
Maybe they’re praying for God to take him, like right now.
I know I am.
"Lord, please send some brain for this man, he needs it urgently."
Oh lord give us money and people to abuse.
It’s nice to think that, if there’s a Hell, all those fuckers are headed there.
Sadly, there ain't. Justice is entirely our responsibility.
One that we're slacking on as a world, apparently.
To pray for Trump to suddenly grow a conscience, right???
Lol where are the clowns?
Wearing $10000 suits.
Oh, for a second I thought this was a moment of proteat from the religious community, like "we'll pray for you, you lost soul". Silly of me.
My god is better than your god