Technology

Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or... guys, help me here.

I only feel bad for all the sysadmins who will get woken up because of this

What if Iran ends up breaking the backs of corporate America? As an American, I'm not against that...

American here. Can someone start a go fund me for Iran, on the condition that participants are allowed to attend an exclusive event for the live tar and feathering of Zuck the Cuck and Peter Theil? We could probably raise more money than the tech bros have.

oh no, that's so horrible... 🤣

Since America and Israel attacked Iranian Economic Interests when they bombed oil producing facilities, it's entirelly fair for Iran to respond in kind.

Well...we're waiting!

Hold on! Stop! I can only get so wet!

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Russia had some reputation of being a large and powerful army, but as soon as they attacked Ukraine it showed the world it actually had shit. It basically lost its credibility of being a world power because their arsenal is old fashioned and they were just throwing in bodies.

I feel the US is going through the same. Everyone saw them as an undefeatable nation, but this little stint in Iran had their stockpiles dropping faster than expected and it's not going as they expected. Hegseth and Trump contradict each other and besides squandering their soft power over the past years, they are also showing that their military might has limits.

They are both still to be reckoned with and they are capable of doing great harm to innocent bystanders, but my view has changed a bit.

they know who runs the country.

If Microslop went away one day, it would only improve my quality of life.

I want this war to end as soon as possible, but is this a surprise?

They’re taking on hundreds of millions from the Pentagon, they are military contractors.

I do not think bombing data centers will result in more than sporadic regional service disruptions though. Data will just get routed through other regions and increase latency. That’s what the internet was invented for and AWS + Google run multi zone clouds.

It’s yet to be seen if Iranian hackers can deal any real damage to these companies.

it would be a hilarious turn of historical events if Americans were saved from the oligarchs by Iran.

Oh nooo this is horrible you guys! Not Palantir!

Well, didnt musk and suckerberg get enlisted in the military for some bs reason for pentagon access?

Shit i may need to delete my google account before Iran does it for me!

Im here in the US rooting for Iran ... such a weird fucking timeline.

Oh fuck yea! Saves us the trouble of a war against AI and robots, trying to dismantle Palantir!

I would fuck things up so bad out of spite if I was Iran.

They funded his presidential campaign and own nearly all the media to oppress opposition and push propaganda. So big tech is getting from the world what they put into it?

No one I care about. Its hard to feel sorry for them since they helped make it happen.

stop dont come back

If they digitally nuke them. I don't want to be apathetic to death and injury

“President Trump is not worried”

Welp, I’m satisfied, how about you? /s

This will end with Trump dropping a nuke in Iran, or die trying. Mark my words.

please do

Why bother with microslop, they just gave to be a bit patient and wait for the weekly ground zero updates 😄

Lol. We're so bad at dealing with our own ultra wealthy leeches that we're relying on our adversaries to do it for us.

I'm wondering exactly how much more pathetic we can get. Is there even a rock bottom?