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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Government Registers Distraction.Gov Domain

[–] inari@piefed.zip 6 points 6 days ago

Latest Epstein distraction

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think aliens wouldnt put up with this shit, and just leave us alone. Human leaders too stupid. Come back in 100 years. Either we are smarter or dead.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They’re getting desperate for a distraction that isn’t just as bad.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 days ago

It will partially work too, some corners of the internet are obsessed by this stuff.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"fuck, war didn't work as well as we thought it would"

[–] ishartdoritos@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago

They should release all the Epstein files unredacted to distract from the Epstein files.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"alien" in english also means "foreigner", given the times we're living in I find it more likely that whatever this is has to do with immigration rather than flying saucers

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

exactly. you are coming to the website looking for green men and will find only brown ones.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

It will contain a zillion pictures of republicans. They are among us.