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Annon was too spicy (lemmy.world)
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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Trump has 34 felony convictions

Google "Trump Rule 34" for more info

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 18 points 3 days ago

Visit www. lemonparty.org to join the bloc of voters who have soured on Trump and are looking to make lemonade from the lemons of MAGA.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 6 points 3 days ago

Thanks, I'll pass

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 3 days ago

DLSS 5 ON

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

4chan has rules against troll posts? What now? I thought 4chan was approximately 100% about troll posts.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It seems that a well titted hitler is too politically correct.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A well titted Titler*

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago

every bastion of freeze peach is littered with wheelbarrows of hypocrisy.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I didn't think you could be banned from 4Chan

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only /b/ has no rules (There's actually some rules that are enforced, e.g. no posting illegal content), and that also applies to moderation. As in, a moderator can just ban you for any reason they want.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is that 4chan is just like reddit.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

In that particular way, yes.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Its actually easier than you think especially Orval janny is having a bad day.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We'd all be speaking German right now if Hitler actually had a great rack like that.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

He wouldn't have needed all that meth either. Could have just fed the armies himself.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Honestly, his nipples make some great points.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hitler big naturals 😔

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 days ago

They hated him for not being a coward. Put huge naturals on everything.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

tittler

[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 16 points 3 days ago

Never humiliate their favourite leader on 4chan.

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago

Now we know why the comparison in Monty Python's song "Henry Kissinger" was

But you've got nicer legs than Hitler

and bigger tits than Cher

rather than the other way around.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

This trend of big tiddy fake images is glorious.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 4 points 3 days ago

Nice