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Annon was too spicy (lemmy.world)
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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Trump has 34 felony convictions

Google "Trump Rule 34" for more info

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 20 points 2 months ago

Visit www. lemonparty.org to join the bloc of voters who have soured on Trump and are looking to make lemonade from the lemons of MAGA.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I'll pass

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 2 months ago

DLSS 5 ON

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

4chan has rules against troll posts? What now? I thought 4chan was approximately 100% about troll posts.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It seems that a well titted hitler is too politically correct.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A well titted Titler*

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Huge Titler!

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

every bastion of freeze peach is littered with wheelbarrows of hypocrisy.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We'd all be speaking German right now if Hitler actually had a great rack like that.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

He wouldn't have needed all that meth either. Could have just fed the armies himself.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Honestly, his nipples make some great points.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Well, not all of us...

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hitler big naturals 😔

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The 34SS

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I didn't think you could be banned from 4Chan

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only /b/ has no rules (There's actually some rules that are enforced, e.g. no posting illegal content), and that also applies to moderation. As in, a moderator can just ban you for any reason they want.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is that 4chan is just like reddit.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

In that particular way, yes.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Its actually easier than you think especially Orval janny is having a bad day.

[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 18 points 2 months ago

Never humiliate their favourite leader on 4chan.

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

Now we know why the comparison in Monty Python's song "Henry Kissinger" was

But you've got nicer legs than Hitler

and bigger tits than Cher

rather than the other way around.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

They hated him for not being a coward. Put huge naturals on everything.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

This trend of big tiddy fake images is glorious.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

tittler

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

Nice