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Annon was too spicy (lemmy.world)
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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Trump has 34 felony convictions

Google "Trump Rule 34" for more info

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 20 points 1 month ago

Visit www. lemonparty.org to join the bloc of voters who have soured on Trump and are looking to make lemonade from the lemons of MAGA.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I'll pass

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 month ago

DLSS 5 ON

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

4chan has rules against troll posts? What now? I thought 4chan was approximately 100% about troll posts.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It seems that a well titted hitler is too politically correct.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A well titted Titler*

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Huge Titler!

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

every bastion of freeze peach is littered with wheelbarrows of hypocrisy.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We'd all be speaking German right now if Hitler actually had a great rack like that.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

He wouldn't have needed all that meth either. Could have just fed the armies himself.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly, his nipples make some great points.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well, not all of us...

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hitler big naturals 😔

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The 34SS

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I didn't think you could be banned from 4Chan

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only /b/ has no rules (There's actually some rules that are enforced, e.g. no posting illegal content), and that also applies to moderation. As in, a moderator can just ban you for any reason they want.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is that 4chan is just like reddit.

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

In that particular way, yes.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Its actually easier than you think especially Orval janny is having a bad day.

[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Never humiliate their favourite leader on 4chan.

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Now we know why the comparison in Monty Python's song "Henry Kissinger" was

But you've got nicer legs than Hitler

and bigger tits than Cher

rather than the other way around.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

They hated him for not being a coward. Put huge naturals on everything.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

This trend of big tiddy fake images is glorious.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

tittler

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

Nice