Every day is April Fools Day with that clown
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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With all due respect to you, but now you are insulting clows by comparing them to a criminal
Ok, then hes the most criminal clown since John Wayne Gacy
He's killed much more than Gacy.
Thank you. My favorite drummer's entire family was clowns and they were the nicest people.
He's a sad april fool's day clown
That man is a fool every day of the year.
"I'm stepping down as Pres! I realised I'm a piece of shit that can't run shit!"
"april fools!"
Time for a court ruling that states saying "april fools" is not sufficient grounds to reverse a valid statement of resignation.
I would take permanent psychic damage if this actually occurred
Fuck it, why not? Everything else this administration does is a joke.
It is his people's day
He’s gonna suck off Netanyahu live on Fox News, with play-by-play calling by Snoop Dogg and Kid Rock
Again?
Ohhhh, live on faux news. Yes, that's a bit different from last time he had ~~Bubba~~Bibi in that disgusting hole on that disgusting orange face.
Were all fools now, at the clown show.
This is where he surrenders the US to Russia, right?
A fools april day.
News like these are the reason why April Fools' Day is meaningless these days.
It's Thursday before a 3 day weekend. This is when they always release news that tanks the stock market. He's going to announce boots on the ground, I guarantee it.
It's Wednesday here.
Oh shit. My days are off because I just got put on third shift lol.
Wouldn't surprise me if he's that stupid, in all honesty. I just hope the rest of the world doesn't go supporting him in fears of becoming the next target. The guy clearly has a desire to ruin USA. It was American voters who elected him. We should just let them get what they wanted. A stupid asshole ruining his own country. Let it happen and avoid getting involved.
With rampant voter suppression, musk being involved with voting machines, and the fact that Trump straight up admitted the election was rigged multiple times, I really don't think it was the American voters who elected him.
I dont think anything in America is genuine and works for the best of the people.
Im not sure. It just revovered a little bit, and he needs it to stay up.... But we will see.
Fitting for a fool like him.
Bet ya'll he'll give an out of season April Fools Joke